Hi♥

That moment when you feel bad and shitty..fml

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

(via thisisyourhelp)

gahidk:

I just realized that you can’t use any of these phrases/words-

• Well bend me over a table and fuck me sideways
• Can you not
• Thank/Welc
• 5ever (even though it’s more popular)
• What is air?
• Canon/Headcanon
• I can’t even
• asdfnvliwkrfnvoe
• Sleep? hahahHAHhahHahHAHaHAHAAHAHA
• *weird noises that you make when gasping for air, or squealing from seeing adorable things*

When talking in a conversation with non-Tumblr users, they tend to get confused. 

(via phantas-mag0rical)

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

(Source: pizza, via phantas-mag0rical)